You Run Like A Girl…!

I decided to go to Memorial Park today to take in some fresh air while I did some form of exercise.  For those of you that don’t know, I really don’t like to workout (in addition to being “athletically challenged”). That being said, I tend to people watch a lot while I jog/walk in order to keep myself entertained (and deluded into continuing with said exercise). Here are a few things that I found amusing:

1. People that “jog” with very small dogs (that can hardly even run fast enough as their owners walk and look like they’re getting strangled)
2. Parents that bring their children with harnesses attached (and sometimes make them run along)
3. People that loiter and discuss where they are going to have their lunch/facial/massage
4. Children that run faster than I do
5. Old people that run faster that I do
6. Women walking while sipping out of gigantic Whataburger cups
7. People that sing (usually badly) at the top of their lungs along with their ipods
8. Looking like a mime when trying to run against the wind
9. Guys playing tennis getting bonked on the head because they are looking at you
10. The realization that I should have tied the drawstring on my running pants much tighter

~ by Far on January 25, 2009.