The Coming of Peeps…
It was a dark and stormy night… ok ok, it was just night, so therefore dark as well…but what a great start to a story, dont’cha think…!? The time had come at hand for my infamous Peep Show. I was quite apprehensive as I opened each package of yellow, blue and purple bunny peeps and set them out on the table one by one. They were mocking me for sure, I thought. They looked HUGE. How was I gonna fit them in mah mouf, I thought to myself..?!
Brother Abid had arrived in town to witness The Coming of Peeps. He was in charge of trying to take photographic evidence while I endeavored to stuff in said peeps. We didn’t even get to the second peep insertion before he starts crying “you look like a hippo” ad nauseum and fell into convulsions of laughter that he never was quite able to snap out of. [By the by, I know I ended the previous sentence with a preposition, but my hands were tied...!]
I have to admit that I used my finger to smush and squeeze in as many peeps as I could into any and all crevices in my mouth. But even I was disappointed in the outcome of the contest. I felt like a failure, a drooling (yes, I did) vomiting (I didn’t, but I was pretty close…) failure, that I was only able to get such few peeps into my mouth!
So, without further ado, <ensue drumroll…> the winner of my peeps contest is: Rodrigo aka @mrbravo2000 ! Lucky number slevin, er.. I mean seven, was the winner! Needless to say, I am NOT going to post/send any hippo pix out. Sorry Rodrigo, I’ll owe you…
And talking about Peeps, check out this amazing diorama compilation of Peep Show III winners.

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I’m sure the peeps enjoyed themselves! Well, except for the poking and pushing you gave them – uh wait, they probably enjoyed that, too!
Only seven? WEAK!
I would’ve paid good money (like, $3.50) to see video of this. Abid should’ve anticipated and turned this into a PPV event.
Abid would not have been able to hold the camera steady because he would have been laughing hysterically while mumbling “hippo”.
I know, it’s PEEPS FAIL!
*rubs his hands in that Montgomery Burns kinda way*
Excellent…
*suddenly realizes the Montgomery Burns image is kinda creepy and resorts to ‘keeping it cool’*
so… I’m in a very comfortable position of leverage here…
You couldn’t, like, fit two more in your mouth? I mean, really, it was only PEEPS!!!
Well, glad you made it thru without incident, although it seems your safety net woulda been too busy laffin in case of emergency.
Congrats Rodrigo, u lucky sunovagun *grumble grumble* lol
here comes the muffin (I mean peep) girl..the peep girl, the peep girl.. *gulp*
Now I understand why you like giving me wet-willies. Suck them ears girl!
Only 7? I think you just gave up early…
Why only seven?