Kessler’s Left Hand

There are many adventures to be had on Twitter… @kesslerx, @andy065 and @Tucker_Maxine started playing a game a couple of nights involving porn (yeah, I know, you’re shocked that I would associate myself with porn…I obviously wasn’t myself). I was lucky enough to get a copy of them all and thought I would share.

Porn Names for Movie Stars

Jennifer Loves Her-Clit

Bounce On Me Knowles

Victoria Cockbreath

Rebecca Ramingme

Anne Has-her-way

Kate Winslut

Reese Witherpoon

Catherine Zeta-Bones

Demi Morehead

Demi Moist

Gwen Sucksonme 

Winona Ride-her

Heather Cockmore

Calista Cockhart

Megan Cox

Elijah Morningwood

Heidi Cums

Rachael Raynal

Courtney Cocks

Zooey Deschanel

Jessica Sucksonme

Keanu Skeets

Sohorny Weaver

Favorite Porn Name for Kid’s Movie/Video

Who Fucked Roger Rabbit

Beauty and the Boner

Toy Story

Jolt (Vibrator story)

Little Whore-pan Annie

Lemony Snickets – A series of misfortunate dick

Snow Bunnies

Indiana Hoes

Peter and Anne

Hoe in White and 7 Little Boys

Star Whores

Transformers – Didoes in disguise

Because of Winn’s Dickie

Night of the Humpus

Beauty and His Boner

Finding Nymphos

A Whore’s Life

Mary Pops In

Betty’s Juice

Pete’s Draggin’

Journey To The Center Of My Hole

Whack To The Future

Open Sheila

Uncle Fuck 

Harry Fucked Mrs. Henderson

Tom’s Up Jerry

Charlotte Gives Head

Shrek – The Wild

Mada Gives Head In A Car

Charlie And The Chocolate Factory

Willies And Hooters

Puss In Boots

Fuck Me On The Moon

New Poon

~ by Far on August 12, 2009.