Pussy Control…

Locked and loaded...She tried to kill me last night, I’m sure of it.

It was in retaliation for the violation she suffered indirectly through my hands. I knew that look she gave me afterwards oh so well. It spoke volumes – it was saying “You better run bitch, I’m coming for you.” She managed to mask her approach as she stealthily stalked me. I felt I had nowhere to turn to escape her vindictiveness. I awaited my punishment in anguished fear. For whom the bell tolls, it tolled for ME…! That’s just a little warning to you folks, never take your pussycat to the vet.

*Disclaimer: Events portrayed in this story may have actually occurred.

~ by Far on September 21, 2009.

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6 Responses to “Pussy Control…”

  1. I suggest you giver her a whole can of tuna. She may just forgive you.

    -daNanner

    Annette said this on September 21, 2009 at 8:46 pm | Reply

  2. Bitch knows where you live. I’d watch myself. You never know when a vengeful pussy might strike.

    Bubbles von BonBon said this on September 22, 2009 at 9:17 am | Reply

  3. You should only take your pussy to get it groomed. Anything else tends to make them nervous. If it promotes more petting, they’re all for it.

    theuserpool said this on September 22, 2009 at 5:30 pm | Reply

  4. ahah. Fun post, a bit misleading….
    And I know what you mean… Those furry things can be feisty (both of them).

    h said this on December 8, 2009 at 8:11 pm | Reply

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