About Far
I like starting the mornings by running my hapless cockfighting business and spending the afternoons tasting the moonshine from my bathtub. I like taking short sprints through dark alleyways and parking lots during the twilight hours. I like to have banal conversations with people to place me in a soporific mood so that I can conduct somnambulistic crime sprees. I like ending the nights with a sedative and a martini in the hopes of keeping the bogyman away.
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Seems perfectly normal to me. But I would replace “Martini” with “Black and Tan” Haha :-p
This is simply the best paragraph I have read in months. It makes me want to get to know you better. Very well done.
LOL i love the bio! great work!
The year was 1556. I was disservicing English in my underhanded idiom. My misplaced air humidifier was drawing cries of ‘devilry!’ and ‘hot sauce!’. All of a sudden William Shakespeare broke into my classroom disclaiming “I shall not be born for another 8 years!”. There was a fistfight; I didn’t know whose arm I was chewing. The word/locale “Chempet” inadvertantly got invented. My punctuation suffered horribly and the damn fool threw me sideways with his bouffant sideburn (his peacock, it’s neck broke, hung limply from a woman’s forearm)